I'm gonna be a bear!
In this life, I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear.
When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.
When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definatley deal with that.
If you’re mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!
2 kommentarer:
hehe. Tror jammen i meg jeg skal bli en bjørn selv jeg:) Hørtes ut som det perfekte liv:P
Koselig blogg du har!!!
Hei hei!! Takk for koselig kommentar inne hos meg :) Hvordan går det med syinga? Jeg har sydd de god natt engelen vettu. TRor de er fra den bok asom heter "jul med tildas venner" Er ikke helt sikker da jeg ikke har den boka de er i, bare lånte den på biblioteket en gang i tiden :)
Fortsatt god helg :)
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